MONA

THIS IS WHAT I WROTE ON MY PHONE WHILST I WAS AT THE WONDER THAT IS THE MUSEUM OF MODERN ART IN TASMANIA.

(a temporary exhibition called:)

Theatre of the world

Things looking at me. Displayed, paraded. Faces. Anthropomorphised objects. Art artefact. Design. Old and new. Obvs. Animal, vegetable, mineral. Technical. Botanical. Phallic. No rhyme or reason reLly. Judt get on with it. Look and be looked at.

The ante-room. Things wot are important. Man - physician. Picasso. Weak woman. No line, money brought up. Access is important. Looking.
Cupboard is body.
Erwin wurm. Am i house? Effeminate house. Contemporary art. Con. Temp. Or. Ary.
Thought it was banal. House as work r art. The battiee of art? NatireZ.
A house wacing lyrical about art and comparing tem to houses. Everybody needs a house. You are not a real house. '-and why am I fat?' but i am a fat house. A house cannot be fat and an artwork cannot be fat. It is art to be fat. Souds like michael jakson.

Why the house?

Why the aboriginal painting? Colonial anteroom. Meant to make you feel imperialist. Ownership of the earth. House ohilosopher. Birth life death.


Wim delvoye

God - ego. Shit. Dog. Artist is hyper individual.
Types f artist. Romantic. Lobely. Frantic. Angry. Politico - observational.
Shit - art is banal. It is nothing. We are not the centre pf thr world. I am not arrogant wenought to think i'll make something important. Vut I might.

Artists must continue to conquest of new territory an new taboos. Norman tosenthal.


Anselm Keifer


Keifer's big sculpture makes me think of shitty a-level work because it is not that aesthetically interwsting.


Tamy ben tor - (LOVED)
 
Critical. Writing nonsense speaking. Social sculpture. Reflexive! Hysteria.

"no need for artists anymore" don't need to go school, no need for nothing. No need to work hard.

Speaking in chinese/asian racist accent. Happy hapy. No complain.

Hope i reach pwople. They don't know. The think this art doing somethig important.

Fake accents. Quotations. Labour. Masterpeices. There is no art and there is no artist. (i love her lips) there is just things going on.
Talking to me! If you like this, you are open minded. I have to be one step ahead of your generation. People can't just look at something and fecide whats good. That wouldn't be hood for me.
I'm not ashamed to like what i like.

I don't 'like art' i'm a CRITIC.
Critical of trends, not flimsy treds. Loom at that woman saying trrndz.
Women who says trends. Tbat's a tred.
Not locing art keeps you objective.

Exoration of idiocy to explore reality.


Chantal Joffe 


- painting women. Beauty. Forced to becme. Women looked at. Sadness that they are primarily to be looked at. (Consuming my own image)
Conceal/reveal ourselves. We are never really apart from the way we look. Paintings are about being looked at. Women watch themselves being looked at.

ELF- womens art, how much does it reflect womens being looked at?

Addictive to want to look at women and want to look at myself.

Joffe - big eyes, looking at you looking at it.


People navigating around, trying to negotiate what and how to see first. Am organic.

JENNY HOLZER - LUSTMORD

You confuse me with something that is in you i will not predict how you want to use me.

I try to excite myself so i stay crazy

(This is really happening. Overload of stimuli - intoxicated again. Gluttony gluttony gluttony.)


Balint Zsako - 


pissy


Paul macarthy - punding, crazed, nonessnsical processes, garish, grotesque characters, art world characters - criticizing them, 'noses' for detail? Fisting Shit. Watching people rexkoning with shit fisting. Shit an piss. Am sat on a vibrating couch that is making noises algorhythmically.
Artist examination - sniffing ass and getting right in there. Macarthy looking into camera perikdically. So fucking good. Disgusting ass.
Can be like this because is part pf art world. Artists as TUPID. interference. Try not to think. The craziness of trying to focus, and not being able to. Own worldz. Explaining process doesn't work, some kind of show and tell/ banal art programme. moronic. 700,000 people hate the film because it is not beautiful and it is challenging. And you want to look away. Artists making fools of themselves? If you don't wanna look then you go somewhere else. Look somewhere else. Fucking a tube up against the canvas, singing 'de kooning de kooning'. Punding punding punding. Gets boring. Meant to be boring. Lengthy process. Stupid for watching? Child like behaviour, looks grotesque. Searching for de kooning when its 40 years on. Lub lub. Meditative state. Feeling, being, embodying, performing being a painter. Lying, repetitious. Priceless art work, how everything is actualy ridiculous.


Underwater wunderkammer - cRved objects underwater and the artist that does religious sound auctioneer thing.