Nan Kyle - 07.12.2016

N - he he he
G - "SHUTUP!"
N - I like the way he puts his leg up as well because, it's just the manner, it's just the kind of things that he does, you know?
G - Yeah. Look at her, watching you.
N - Yeah, every move. Follows me everywhere.

[sound of tv]

N - It amazes me, how cats, can spot anything that's so minute flying around.
G - Mmm.
N - I mean sometimes, like, when the better weather was here, she'd be on my lap, and she'd be fast asleep one minute, the next minute her head'd go up, and i'd think, what's she looking at? I couldn't see a thing,  but she'd jump off my lap onto that windowsill, and stare up, and the more I looked, I could see the most minute, thing, flying around. They must have the most fantastic eyesight, and smell.
G - Oh yeah.

[sound of eating]

N - You see she's quite happy leaving the commune! [laughs]
G - Seacat? Yeah she was fine to leave!
N - She's fine!
G - mMM more than happy in fact.

[woman shouting... "...to prove what a dirty little rag you are! slut! you're not...."]

G - [snorts] Julie's the most notorious guest on the show.
N - who?
G - That girl, Julie.
N - what girl...?
G - the one on the telly, just then.
N - Oh sorry, I haven't been, I was looking at this. Oh.

[she ses that you're a benefits cheat and...screaming and shouting]

[she said no, why'd you say no? test ses you're a liar love]

G - test ses you're a liar love. Now after watching the david walliams..[laughs]

[these girls met for the very first time right here on the jeremy kyle show, they built a friendship, and they even became housemates. SOME have questioned whether they were in a lesbian relationship, the answer, is absolutely no. ann-marie ses that suddenly julie chucked her out onto the streets and now she's trying to ruin her relationship]

N - I spose they have to get permission if they're gonna copy a programme. Far as David Walliams is..
G - No, I don't reckon.
N - Don't ya?
G - Noo. Cos it, the reason they do it is because...
N - How would they get by with that one with the queen then? Would that be alright as well?
G - YeahhH! You know, it's expected that you're gonna get taken the piss out of, I think.
N - I didn't know George, I didn't know how it worked.
G - I don't know, I don't know either actually.

[get a bath and get a wash and clean yourself up you dirty little ****]

[at least I know where the bath is!]

[well you didn't even have a bath when you were at my house!]

G - This is just such a performance, cos the reason I was saying, oh that julie is a notorious previous guest is I'm thinking that they just get her on, because she's the best at this, the best at this performance of aggression and slinging insults.
N - Mmm.
G - Do you want something?
N - The wotsits over, turn it up I can't hear.
G - Oh yeah, sorry. Is that better?
N - Mm.

Jeremy Kyle - Why's she saying it? Why's she saying it?
because she doesn't like it that I'm actually in a happy relationship and she aint got xxxxJeremy Kyle - Well here today as well is the infamous Carol, Annie rather, Annie I should say, the one who drove her motorised scooter at somebody the last time she was here, I think you had quite a lot of difficulty with her didn't you Steve? Were you scared of Annie? Are you going to be better today? Good man.

[audience applause]

G - [laughs] He just shamed Steve. Steve who's scared of Annie and her motorised scooter.
N - [chuckles]

Jeremy Kyle - What do you want?
I want her out my life for good. Jeremy Kyle - Really, OK. JULIE KING ON THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW!

[loud music]

G - It's gross, do you see him licking his lips?
N - mM?
G - I saw him licking his lips.

[violent shouting]

N - Oh she looks vicious.
G - Vicious.
N - Oh look, hers raring to go this one.

You don't know me, you don't know me. She's your daughter
How can you even talk to her like that, who do you think you are?[shouting from backstage 'don't you dare talk to my mom like that!]

G - Whaaat is going on?
N - Are you following what they're arguing about?
G - I don't know what they're talking about.
N - Fu-ckin 'ell.
G - [laughs]
N - Oh my god almighty.

Jeremy Kyle - alright so you're marrying him who used to live with her, she thinks you've cheated on him. Why do you think she's cheated on him?
BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT'VE RANG MY PHONE FOR HER.
I can't name the peopleJeremy Kyle - Well why's it so important to you? I don't know what's going on, i'm going to go for a break.

G - Yeah like, nothing made sense then, I didn't get anything about what was...
N - Exactly, too much going ga-wa-ga-ga

[ad break]

N - I have to laugh though, at the men, that they're arguing about. You know what I mean? They bring em on, I have never seen anything like it in my life, they're like Fester out of bleeding Addams Family you know and I'm thinkin [?] Ohh my god.

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N - I'll give Oona a ring.