the queen of versailles

"...and if they don't wanna feel rich then they're probably..dead."

"...I think everybody is better off for being either my child, or my employee."

" Why are we here? to save lives! and you thought you were just here selling time-shares"

"most of the people that we see coming in are, it's not a nice word, but moochers"

desperately sad people poor, being sold this scam, sold a version of happiness that is the only one they see available to them as they walk around a holiday resort in some place like vegas.

“I feel bad”. “I had to list my dream house”

Peoples dead eyes, it's your own verseilles. The sarcophagus for extreme greed. “not that many people can afford that kind of house”. “It's like feast and famine.”

“most people don't like to be seen in limos, it sends the wrong message”

the american dream is achieving more than you started with.

“we're looking for $400,000,000 so if any of you want to write a cheque...” "it's incredible how people can drop like flies out of your estimation, they are like dirt when they no longer have any cash."

“I apologise for being a horrible person.” - Jonquin Seigal.

Look i'm sorry alright? When you do something so trash-bad, trash-bag bad, and then someone picks you up on it, and you have to apologise, yeah it's annoying.